I never imagined in a million years before becoming a Mom that these things would come out of my mouth!

4 years ago
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I wanted to share a few things that have come out of my
mouth since becoming a Mother, things in a million years I never imagined I
would say when I first held that little precious bundle in my arms. Welcome to
Motherhood, tickets are non refundable.

Did she poop today?

How
many times did she poop today?

What color was it?

Why is this
wet?

We only use the word poopoo when we are in the bathroom, everywhere
else it's a bad word.

(At the doctor's office) Yes I have that sample of
diarrhea in a baggy right here in my purse.

No wonder your hoohoo
hurts.

Stop chewing your bed.

Why is this wet?

Go wash, I
told you to keep your hands out of your pants.

That's why we are supposed
to put on clean underwear everyday.

Did you wipe?

Keep your dress
down.

No, kitties don't really care about Christmas.

Why is this
wet?

Eat your baby trees (broccoli).

Stop licking the
glass.

Why would you stick that in your mouth?

Don't put that in
your nose.

Why is this wet?

Anything sound familiar???

Motherhood

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