CFS Syndrome

Does your husband/significant other suffer from an insidious condition called CFS (Can’t Find Shit) Syndrome? Although there’s been recent studies claiming male superiority in spatial abilities which allegedly explains their superior map-reading and driving skills, how does this explain the average male’s utter uselessness at finding ANYTHING around the house?

I’ll admit it, I’m a crappy map reader. Although I’m a damn good driver and have never been in a car accident. Unlike other feminists who get all huffy about gender differences, I am all too happy to blame my personal failures on my gender. Personal accountability is so outdated. Why take responsibility for your shortcomings when you can find a medical condition that explains it all away? This way I’m no longer a retard, I’m just testosterone-deficient.

Ironically, as I write this blog about the alleged superiority of male spatial abilities Read the rest of this entry »