It’s summer time and the living is NOT easy. Every year, I look forward to summer and every time it arrives, I wonder why? Maybe it’s just childhood nostalgia because I swear I spend my entire day in the car, frantically ferrying my hot, cranky, bored kids to swimming lessons, camp and other activities. School’s only been out for three weeks but at this frenetic pace, I just might be dead by September.

Now that I’m a mom, summer is no vacation. The days go by in a blur of sweat, sunblock and smell like chlorine. I live in the San Fernando Valley, which is a good 10 degrees hotter than metropolitan Los Angeles. The blazing heat makes outdoor activities besides swimming unbearable. Playgrounds are ghost towns after noon.

And yet.. yet I still love the summer. I hate being hot but there’s something relaxing about spending your day wearing flip flops and tank tops. I love the smell of suntan lotion. I love turning the hose on and letting my toddler run around naked in the backyard. I love sitting on my deck at night and listening to the crickets and the coyotes. I love gorging on watermelons and cherries. I love counting the freckles on my son’s nose. It’s hardwired into my SoCal psyche to love summer against all my better judgment.

As a Valley Mom, I spend lots o’ time navigating crowded parkings lots in strip malls or parking structures. I’m now that annoying mom who takes an eternity to give up my coveted parking lot real estate as I unload purchases, unstrap little ones and then fiddle with buckles and harnesses in both car seats. Oh and then put my purse and diaper bag away, fold up bulky stroller and try to cram it into my overstuffed trunk. Oops, that doesn’t fit. Pull it back out and move some crap around and try again. I don’t envy anybody who has to wait for my parking spot. And perversely, the more impatience they display, the slower I go.

But what I can’t figure out is how in a parking lot of hundreds of cars, it never fails that the car on either side of me will inevitably be leaving at the same time I am. It’s hard enough to make a hasty getaway with two kids and a mountain of gear and purchases to stow away without having to navigate opening car doors with the impatient driver in the adjacent space. Nine times out of ten, I’ll have both car doors splayed open as my oldest thankfully gets in and straps himself into his booster while I deal with my wriggleworm toddler and I’ll hear that inevitable clearing throat or restless shuffle of the driver in the next space who is waiting for me to strap my kid in already and close the car door so they can squeeze by and get into their car.

I took statistics in college and I’m pretty sure this can’t be a random occurrence because of its unexplained frequency. Is it just me? Maybe it’s karmic payback for all the parking lot wrath I used to feel in my heart towards the slowpoke families I had to wait for in my ignorant youth. Has anybody else noticed this parking lot phenomenon?

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Whenever I answer this inane question with, “Oh he’s at home with the babysitter/grandma/daddy” a look of relief crosses their face. And this is the final insult. Duh! Of course my children are being supervised by a responsible adult when I’m not with them. Do I look like the type of mom who would plop my toddler in front of the t.v. and throw a bag of pirate booty and juice box in there and let them fend for themselves for a few hours? Or worse yet, the type of mom who left her toddler in the shopping cart and drove off without him accidentally?

If the asker looks particularly anxious, just to mess with them, I’ll actually widen my eyes in horror and cover my mouth gasping, “Oh Shit! Where’d he go?” The look of pure panic and horror this reaction elicits is priceless.

So for the record people, I am a responsible mother and I don’t need to defend or explain my well-earned alone time to get a pedicure or a haircut or date nights out with my hubby. So if you see us out having a couples only dinner, please rest assured the kids aren’t home alone.  They’re home asleep with a loving sitter keeping a close eye on their well being. And no, I won’t give you my sitter’s number - find your own damn sitter!

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My brother Dennis works for Lexus and he tells me that next year’s model will have larger cargo space and a third row. But my lease will be up before it’s available so what next? He sent me a link to motherproof.com after meeting a mom reviewer who was test driving a Lexus cross-country.

According to their FAQ section:

“Motherproof.com is dedicated to providing women in general and mothers in particular with useful and entertaining new-car reviews. The site’s innovative reviews are straightforward and casual, written by the Mother Proof mom-reviewers from one woman to another.  As women and mothers, the Mother Proof mom-reviewers represent the fastest-growing segment of automotive consumers. According to research, women purchase 52.5 percent of new cars and influence 85 percent of all car sales.”

The site is well designed and focuses on car features that moms actually care about and the reviews are entertaining and chatty - like one girlfriend kvetching to another.

LINK: motherproof.com

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For example, putting away the groceries goes faster with help. But not the help of a first-grader. Nothing is ever put away where it’s supposed to be and I’ll end up searching for a box of sugar or a can of tomatoes needed for a recipe for the rest of the week. Or when he wants to help with cleaning the windows and ends up leaving smudges, streaks and fingerprints all over the sliding glass doors. And don’t even get me started on folding laundry.

I usually decline the help but it’s hard to say no to those pleading eyes. For some reason, the kid really enjoys “helping.” Too bad those offers of help will probably disappear once he’s actually old enough to be of assistance. But for now, I don’t have the heart to tell him that I don’t know how much more help I can take.

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I know it’s a fleeting pleasure because my boys attack the cleanliness with the same enthusiasm they attack a blank canvas with paint. I try to do maintenance throughout the week but within a few days, it gets unspeakably grungy again. By the time Tuesday night rolls around, the floor is spackled with dried applesauce and splotches of sticky jam. But since I know my cleaning lady is coming the next morning, I don’t bother.

I’ve had the same cleaning lady for almost ten years and she’s seriously indispensable. Before I hired her, I made a lame effort to keep the house clean by myself for about a month before giving up. No matter how much our fortunes rose and fell, the one thing I refused to give up was my cleaning lady. I’d rather give up going to Starbucks, getting my nails done and start going to Supercuts before I give up this particular luxury (which has become a necessity as far as I’m concerned).

She’s the single reason I have quality time with my children at all. Otherwise, I’d be spending all my time scrubbing toilets and floors. As it is, I’m always scaling Mt. Washmore and washing dishes and putting toys away. I’m an indifferent housekeeper, I’ll admit. But when my kids grow up and reflect on their childhood, I doubt they’ll fondly reminisce about how clean the house was or how neatly organized the pantry was. Hopefully they’ll remember the books we read together and the walks we shared and the crafts we painted. And that on Wednesdays, the house looked amazing.

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