Tagging Thomas

The urge to vandalise property is an innate, inborn instinct with young children. Watching my toddler running around the house with a Crayola crayon - tagging walls, furniture and kitchen cabinets with his personal graffiti makes me wonder why this is such a universal drive. Is it some primitive need to mark his territory? An artistic outlet? Maybe it’s both, but whatever the reasoning, the average parent has to make like MacGyver and concoct elaborate cleaning solutions of baking soda, WD-40 and toothpaste to remove the stains.

These Graffiti Transfer Decals from SUCK UK allow your budding street artist to channel these impulses with less destructive consequences. Simply cut these graffiti tags out, dip them into cold water and slap it onto your clean canvas of a train.

Or better yet, you can tag Percy or Thomas and toughen up those poncey little trains and give them some much needed street cred on the mean streets of Sodor.