Could anything be more wrong?
No! No! No! No! Could anything be more disgusting and downright wrong than the concept of Fruit Loop flavored cereal straws? Granted, I’ve never been able to gag down a single mouthful of those artificially colored, saccharine flavored circles of hell, so I’m afraid I can’t appreciate the gastronomic genius behind this multi-tasking new breakfast food.
But I’m confused. Is it a food or is it a utensil? Are you supposed to eat it or drink it — or both? I wonder if it gets soggy in milk and disintegrates into a mushy, flaccid, technicolor worm, effectively canceling out the straw function? I refuse to sample it and I certainly refuse to let my son lapse into a diabetic coma just to be a guinea pig.
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July 3rd, 2007 at 11:48 pm
I seem to recall something like this when I was a kid. You were supposed to put it in milk so your milk tasted like strawberries when you sucked it up.
But yeah, does the Fruit Loop straw get soggy? And then what?
March 27th, 2008 at 2:24 pm
i really enjoyed reading these reviews..esp. one on fruit loops! keep it up!