Being drunk better

Friends,

Sadly I have nothing fun and meaningful to share today, because I accidentally got myself drunk last night - on two plastic cups of white wine, of all things!

I have come to the conclusion it is due to me being:

1 - Overheated

2 - Underfed (certainly not in general, but yesterday)

3 - Lame

And so, I crave your tips for how to better hold your booze…with the exception of eating, say, a bread beforehand. (Cause wouldn’t THAT be counterproductive??)