Mating games
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“She entices mating by setting herself before him in a crouching position.”
– Just now on Animal Planet’s Wild Kingdom.
Interesting - I saw the same thing happen in a bar just the other night!
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June 11th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
it’s true! some humans crouch, or perch, with trashy bits of ass cleavage and elaborate stringy panty bits gaping out. i used to refer to it as ‘l.a. barstool ass’ when i lived out there.
apparently said humans haven’t yet figured out that enticing mating does not equate to enticing dating…
(sorry girls, but it automatically becomes ’slutty’ NOT ’sexy’ when a. you’re showing more crack than a plumber and b. your underthings are trounced as, well, outerthings)