One Day and Counting…

Tomorrow will be such a momentous day in the crazy journey that is my life that I have turned to a jaunty tune by one of my favorite bands in order to reflect its relevance and offer proper tribute:

I’ve Got a Fang

By They Might be Giants

Glistening white triangular tooth
Open up a can of tomato juice

I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang

Girlfriend took me to meet her dad
He didn’t like me because I look so bad

I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang

Girlfriend took me to meet her mom
Her head exploded like a atom bomb

I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang

I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang

Glistening white triangular tooth
Open up a can of tomato juice

I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang
I’ve got a fang