Forwarded to me by my friend Matt.

Apparently, some girl slept with the owner of Paper, Denim & Cloth…she got herpes…he got a web site.

http://www.hegavemeherpes.com/

I will be burning my own Paper jeans tonight. They had a pretty skanky hole in them anyway. (Irony.)

Some interesting (and gross) facts:

• The average person spends one-third of his or her life in bed. This equals 220,000 hours over the course of a lifetime
• A typical mattress can contain tens of thousands of dust mites
• A single dust mite produces about 20 waste droppings each day (ewww)
• Ten percent of the weight of a two-year-old pillow can be composed of dead mites and their droppings (more ewwww)
• Dust mites have eight hairy legs, no eyes, no antennae, a mouth-part group in front of the body (resembles head) and a tough, translucent shell, giving a “fearsome appearance.” (I have pictures of them I can share if interested.)
• Highest mite densities occur in the humid summer months

(Info courtesy of CleanRest.)