Get Some Color

My skin will not tan.

A few years ago, I went on a cruise to Cozumel. All around me, revelers lounged with margaritas as their skin grew warm and toasty.

My poor cocktail remained in ashen white hands.

As I’ve grown older and wiser, I’ve grown accustomed to my sad fate. I will not tan. I cannot tan. However, no one has to know that.

My hope is renewed by Hampton Sun’s Sunless Tanning Gel, which creates a natural looking streak-free tan without actual sun involvement. (Or gross orange skin as other tanners have subjected me to.)  Plus, it contains stuff like walnut oil, aloe, and vitamins A through E, which will keep skin soft and smooth too.

If you insist on actual sun exposure though, their SPF Sun Tanning Lotion includes a lot of the same moisturizing agents as the sunless tanning gel, but protects your flesh from being scorched as you bake.

Available at www.hamptonsuncare.com