The Great Escape

There’s nothing quite like waking up to a rain of toads to make you want to grab your new bikini and escape to tropical parts unknown.

When I do finally run amok (under cloak of darkness so that no one follows me), I know exactly what I’m taking with me.

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Last time I went on vacation, it was on a cruise to Cozumel. During this trip, my luggage got ripped (lazy me went for the drag, rather than carry, method), my sexy henna tattoo lasted all of five minutes, and my sexy-but-functional sandals set off the metal warnings at the airport. Needless, to say, I have stuck close to home since.

Now, I have found luggage though that even I can’t destroy. Titan luggage (www.titanluggageusa.com) is a well-known German brand now launching in the US. Made with 100% polycarbonate, it is scratch resistant and extremely durable. Aly-proof? It stands a chance.

I’ve realized the secret to travel success during my escape might also be traveling light, as to not arouse suspicion. In that vein, I’ve been quietly collecting trial sizes of all my necessities. Minimus.biz (www.minimus.biz), is the world leader in all things travel-sized, whether it be hair spray, towelettes, or breath mints you crave. I have amassed a small tote.

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I’m ready.

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