Going Undercover

For those of you who still live at home with your parents, fulfilling the demands of your inner siren sometimes takes a bit of creativity.

That is a constant struggle for the sexiness of the interactive variety (my parents like to simultaneously pretend I’m “pure” and ask where their grandchildren are. It’s interesting), but it’s also true for if you wish to have a little bit of fun solo.

We think of toys, and we imagine the likes of big, loud Jack Rabbits or giant blue jelly dongs, but there’s been a new innovation in the industry, and many now come in ingenious shapes meant to easily fool the casual observer.

Our friends at www.badfun.com have a few suggestions on discreet new pals that you may not even have to hide, no matter what your living situation.

The cone can easily be disguised as a new-age bedroom knick-knack, but is really an ingeniously designed powerhouse that can be programmed to 16 different setting levels. Complete with a position guide, you can program to target your fun (there’s even the “orgasm” button for those of you who don’t know the beauty of delayed gratification), and many suggestions on adapting it for play for two.

Rubber Ducky, you’re the one,
You make bathtime lots of fun,
Rubber Ducky, I’m awfully fond of you;

Doesn’t this toy put Ernie in a whole new perspective???

The Ducky sponge is a waterproof multi-speed vibrating massager. Grab a glass of wine, fill a bubble bath, and enjoy.

Your favorite shade of passion pink? This toy appears to be a tube of lipstick, but is really the most discreet toy of all. Slip it in your purse, and you can get yours anywhere, anytime. It’s a whole other form of passion…